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Don't Believe A Word
01:31
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Don’t believe me if I tell you
Not a word of this is true
Don’t believe me if I tell you, especially if I tell you
I’ll deliver to you
Don’t believe me if I tell you
That I know what I’m doing
I’m just spouting words with no meaning
Like I’ll deliver, deliver deliver
Don’t believe a word
For words are only spoken
Empty as our promises
Meant to be broken
Don’t believe a word
Someone’s written them for me
I am only saying what I’m told to
May as well be a phone directory
Don’t believe a word
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Liz Truss's Helmet
01:24
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Liz Truss’s helmet says Liz Truss is busy
Too busy to come to the phone
Liz Truss’s helmet says Liz Truss is tryin’
To start a new life of her own
Liz Truss’s helmet says Liz Truss is happy
“So why don’t you leave her alone?”
And the Kremlin operatives put nukes on alert
For the next four minutes
Please, stop the cosplay
And put all your toys away
Read the room, act like humans
You’re not a fighter pilot, you’re not on the front line
Liz Truss
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Perhaps she had a wicked childhood
Perhaps she had a miserable youth
But somewhere in her wicked, miserable past
There must have been a moment of truth
But here she is, sitting there, floundering
Talking about tea socks,
I suspect somewhere in her youth or childhood
She must have been dropped on her head
Nothing comes from nothing
Yes, tea sock, she said
So somewhere in her youth or childhood
She must have been dropped on her head
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Three Times A Woman
01:01
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Thanks for the songs that you’ve given me
They’re all available online
The Pork Markets album is free on Bandcamp
Mugg and GoNads want to say out loud:
She’s a proper euro- sceptic
She’ll deliver for the voters
And she believes in low taxation
And she’s a woman
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Union Of Equals
01:34
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I was working as a barman in a Mathers pub
When Liz walked in
I was quite surprised she was with whisky distillers
I thought she would be on the gin
She lifted whisky tariffs, had the world at her feet
Success had been so easy for her
So don’t forget that night in Mathers seeking attention
You were really popular
Union of equals
Apparently we’re better together if you ignore us
Union of equals
You know that we believe you when you say that you don’t need us
It’s much too late to find
When you think you’ve changed your mind
You’d better change it back or we will both be sorry
Don’t you want us, Betty?
Don’t you want us? Oh!
Don’t you want us, Betty?
Don’t you want us? Oh!
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7. |
A Liz Truss Carol
01:49
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Liz Truss, you used to hate the monarchy
Now you are Lizzie’s biggest fan
And you used to think that Brexit was a bad idea
Now you’re anti-European
If you don’t like my principles, I have others too
The Ghost of Liz Truss Past will come back to haunt you
Liz Truss, even kids can see right through you
And tell you straight to your face
They hate Boris and your company
Ooh you’re a disgrace
If you don’t like my principles, I have others too
The Ghost of Liz Truss Present is here to haunt you
Would you like to see how the future pans out
How everything turns out fine
If it’s just bin fires on a ravaged wasteland
Don’t worry, you can always change your mind
If you don’t like my principles, I have others too
The Ghost of Liz Truss Yet To Come will haunt you
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8. |
From Kyiv To Carlisle
00:39
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From Kyiv to Carlisle
What a line! Now I’ll take a pause
And wait for the thunderous applause
Oh no it’s happening again
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9. |
Liz Off
02:16
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Liz Truss went to see the queen
It’s a Liz-off
She used to be anti-royalty
It’s a Liz off (abolish them! We’ve had enough)
Here we go again
A dunce in No.10
It’s a Liz-off
The lights are on
But nobody’s in
It’s a Liz-off
Such a Liz-off
I’m the King of the highway
I’m the Queen of the hop
You should see me
At the Governor’s ball
Doing the rip-off bop
Anti social person
I’m the creature in disguise
There’s a man with a whip
On his silver hip
Living inside my eyes
I’m the cat from the alley
I’m the fleetfoot voodoo man
There’s very little that’s ever said
Of which I understand
Caught like skunk
In space and time
It’s a rip-off
If it’s hers
Well it must be mine
It’s a rip-off
Such a rip-off
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Killer Truss
00:48
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She’s only been here five minutes
And her gruesome cabinet
“Let them eat cake, ” she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
She’s fucked the economy
Crucified the monarchy
That is quite the graduation
You must admit
Tax cuts for the super rich
God she couldn’t care less
Extraordinarily crass
She’s killed the queen
Now she will kill the pound
The UK’s going underground
Guaranteed to frack your mind
Anytime
Wreck the country Liz Truss
Put that on the side of yer bus
Oh Jesus Christ!
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IMF
00:50
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Oh! What the fuck?
Economically risky
Likely to increase
We recommend you take
An early opportunity
For a re-evaluation
Of the policies
The untargeted fiscal packages
Are being closely monitored
The things they say,
Cutting tax, increasing bankers’ pay
The things they say
It’s unbelievable*
Oh! What the fuck?
*chorus by @Cassetteboy
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12. |
Do You Have A Mortgage?
01:18
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The prime minister meets Beth Rigby. Backed by Thin Lizzy.
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C People
00:42
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Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
We don’t understand the British people
You can trust me
You’ve done me wrong, your time is up
You took a sip from the devil’s cup
You broke my heart, there’s no way back
Move right out of here, baby, go on pack your bags
Just who do you think you are?
Stop actin’ like some kind of star
Just who do you think you are?
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Anti-Growth Coalition
00:33
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We’re the Anti Growth Coalition
Here’s what’s moving on up
Rent, prices and energy bills
Enough is enough
We’re the Anti Growth Coalition
You know what’s not moving on up?
Pay and pensions, benefits
Who voted for Liz Truss?
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